Your Cold Air Is Stupid

snowman

Message From Space | by Anonymous

Using excess electricity contributes to climate change, so why do my neighbours run their air conditioner non-stop from April to November? Don’t they know how to open a window? Don’t they realize their A/C is rumbling away outside my open window? Don’t they understand that when it’s 10 Celsius outside they can have free air conditioning?

Do they have buckets of money to piss away or are they — and others who tell me they do this, too — just stupid, inconsiderate climate change deniers?

Oh, and don’t get me going about people driving power wheelchairs in traffic lanes on major arteries. 


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