Message From Space | by Anonymous
I understand a certain ringmaster at a small Saskatchewan circus just notched 20 years in clown-town. Somehow, he hasn’t killed or even maimed anybody yet (other than himself). Libations are clearly in order, as well as sexual favours — assuming his wife doesn’t mind. Actually, his wife needs to be worshiped as well, because she’s a hero too (but that’s another MFS).
My friend: it’s no small feat to stick out a job like yours. In two decades you’ve dodged many bullets, as well as taken a few for your evil, cackling sidekicks. You are the Main Man, the Leader At Large, the Big Kahuna, a rock-rolling Sisyphus with the biggest of shoulders. You are the tireless chief executive fall-guy and one-man cleanup crew who inspires all who know you. You rock and we love you. Hail you, praise you! /Anonymous
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