Message From Space | by Anonymous
Donald Trump is the worst human the U.S. has elected as president in my lifetime. Worse, his supporters don’t seem to care they’ve handed nuclear launch codes to a racist egomaniac who molests women, incites hate crimes and rejects science. It’s really scary and depressing. That’s why I’m so grateful to the awesome couple who brought their foster puppy to the pub on election night. Your soft, adorably sleepy fur-baby turned my mood around and made it easier to get out of bed the next day. You’re both heroes! Thank you.
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