Message From Space | by Anonymous
People in Saskatchewan are so narrow-minded. All they care about are their stupid Roughriders, which, by the way, suck. The whole CFL is a joke anyway, what with a measly nine teams total. If these stupid fanatics gave just a quarter of the energy they devote to their precious football team to the communities they live in, our province wouldn’t be such a mess. Instead, they don’t care about the deficit this idiotic provincial government has put us in. They don’t care that health care, education and other essentials have been gutted. They can’t be bothered to pay attention to reality. Apathy runs deep everywhere, but Saskatchewan takes the cake.
THIRD AND TROLL Message From Space is an open forum for Planet S readers to anonymously share their petty rants, workplace gripes, romantic woes and disappointments with Saskatoon’s citizens. E-mail your submission to firstname.lastname@example.org (type MESSAGE FROM SPACE in the subject field). Change everyone’s names and identifying details. Submissions must be 100–200 words and may or may not “take the cake”.