Message From Space | by Anonymous

Hey clueless extrovert at the gym: leave us poor strangers alone. When I’m on a stair-climber wearing headphones I’m not interested in one-way conversations about how many ladders you own or your 2015 road trip to Bismarck, North Dakota. And don’t stand next to me in the showers and tell me what Sheldon said last night on The Big Bang Theory. I don’t care. That show sucks. Also you’re naked. Go away.

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