Please enjoy this file photo of a street box in our absence.

You might not have noticed yet, but there’s no Planet S today.

Our previous paper was out two weeks ago. The new one is due. Where is it? What happened?

I bet you can guess.

Yes, the novel coronavirus COVID-19 strikes again.

The asshole pandemic has forced us to cancel today’s scheduled edition—a small disruption in the big scheme of total chaos but pretty world-shaking from our point of view. Between a near-total advertising collapse and total cancellation of pretty much everything happening in the city, it made zero financial sense and only limited editorial sense to put the paper out. That said, we plan to be back April 9 with a special plague-fighting issue.

It will be good. In the meantime, keep an eye on our blog for more stories and nonsense.

Hang in there!